From anan issue no.2003

Osomatsu

Q: What words of gratitude do you have for Karamatsu?

Osomatsu: Thanks for being more of an idiot than me. It makes me look better by comparison.

Q: What do you like about Karamatsu?

Osomatsu: His painfulness.

Karamatsu

Q: What words of gratitude do you have for Choromatsu?

Karamatsu: Brother, thanks for always admiring me. Please continue to admire me. 

Q: What do you like about Choromatsu?

Karamatsu: He’s my brother, that’s all there is to it.

Choromatsu

Q: What words of gratitude do you have for Ichimatsu?

Choromatsu: None. He’s the one who should be thanking me.

Q: What do you like about Ichimatsu?

Choromatsu: Sometimes he snaps, and his destructive power is amazing when that happens. But there’s nothing I like about him.

Ichimatsu

Q: What words of gratitude do you have for Jyushimatsu?

Ichimatsu: I don’t have anything like that… but it was pretty nice when he found my precious cat.

Q: What do you like about Jyushimatsu?

Ichimatsu: His weirdness. I can’t compete.

Jyushimatsu

Q: What words of gratitude do you have for Todomatsu?

Jyushimatsu: Thanks alwaysuper-sized farewell homerun!

Q: What do you like about Todomatsu?

Jyushimatsu: Everything!

Todomatsu

Q: What words of gratitude do you have for Osomatsu?

Todomatsu: I don’t have any. I only have complaints. Stop dragging me down. I’ll introduce you to a girl so calm down. Don’t speak! Don’t move!

Q: What do you like about Osomatsu?

Todomatsu: The way he’s open about his failings.